Kelsie Kaufism #9

You're not real yet anyway because you're from the internet! You're just a bunch of pixels!

Kelsie Kaufism #8

Happy singles' awareness day!

Kelsie Kaufism #7

On peanut butter on bread: "I don't have enough natural lubricant for it to go down."

Kelsie Kaufism #6

it's like a thousand chinchillas screaming from the depths of hell

Kelsie Kaufism #5

my internet is seriously cockblocking my music streaming right now

Kelsie Kaufism #4

I almost got run over by a unicycle today.

Kelsie Kaufism #3

It smells like Satan's asshole.

Kelsie Kaufism #2

Is that piece of shit on my computer that I just put in my mouth a part of the Girl Scout cookie I just ate?

Kelsie Kaufism #1

It smells like Satan's taint.